hes-with-me:

Dumbledore when the ministry get annoyed at him for not being able to fight Grindelwald:

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sabagon:

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drinkt0forget:

Person: *says something really sweet*
Me: *reads it over and over for a month*

jro616:

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5 Times Steve Rogers Was Shy (+1 Time He Wasn’t) - by roe87

Length: 10,100k

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Relationship: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers

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Summary:

Steve Rogers has been a N.Y.P.D. detective for a long time, and he’s been inside a strip club before to interview persons of interest. No big deal.

Then a new case sends him and his partner, Sam Wilson, to a different club to interview a male stripper, and Steve knows he’s a goner the moment he lays eyes on him.

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Excerpt:

A couple hours later, when desk duty boredom had officially set in, Steve’s cell phone rang.

It wasn’t a number he recognised, but that happened a lot with his work phone. Steve accepted the call and put the phone to his ear.

“Rogers,” he said.

“Hello, Detective,” a voice purred in answer.

Steve sat up a little straighter. “Who’s this?”

“We met earlier,” the voice said, sounding amused. “I was the brunet in the booty shorts.”

“Oh,” Steve said, eyes immediately darting up to check who might overhear his conversation. Luckily Sam was on the phone too, taking down notes, and the squad room was noisy, as always.

Steve cleared his throat. “Yes, I remember,” he said, his voice softening automatically. Not that he was flirting, but… okay, he was flirting. “How can I help?”

“Mmm,” Bucky’s voice purred, “well, see, I was trying to figure something out. Maybe you could help me?”

“I’ll give it a shot,” Steve said, smiling.

Bucky laughed seductively, then said, “See, there’s this guy I like, and I thought I’d call him up and ask if he wanted to get dinner with me…”

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Tags: Modern au, Detective Steve Rogers, Post-Serum Steve, Shy Steve Rogers, Stripper Bucky Barnes, Beefy Bucky, Sassy Bucky, Flirting, Meet-Cute, Fluff, 5+1 Things, First Dates, Getting Together, Humor, Canon-Typical Violence/Action, Domestic Fluff, Schmoop.

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everythingfox:

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i-sing-the-gay-body-electric:

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johnkellie:

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running-fromlove:

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nerdbaron:
“future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this
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nerdbaron:

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this

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eccentric-llama:

Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I’m covered in the colors
Pulled apart at the seams
And it’s blue
And it’s blue

thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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